Inspired by this webpage on raytracing I was trying to find out whether something similar exists for LEGOing (playing with LEGO). However, I couldn't find any references to jokes like "You know you have been LEGOing too long when you are getting excited about the difference between bright light orange and yellow".

Are you aware of any jokes about playing with LEGO, possibly by people who think that LEGO is for kids only?

  • ...you have "Lepin" written in the center of your dart board. – Aziraphale Dec 22 '18 at 23:04
  • ...you smile when you hear the name Travis – Aziraphale Dec 22 '18 at 23:09
  • ...you know the conversion factor from km/h to studs per second. – Aziraphale Dec 23 '18 at 20:04
  • ...you are worried about LEGOing too long. – Aziraphale Jan 7 at 13:09

You know you have been LEGOing too long when

you have permanent stud prints on your fingers

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(That's technically a tattoo pictured, but you get the idea)

  • Is that a real tattoo? – Aziraphale Dec 22 '18 at 14:38
  • @Aziraphale Yep, that's LEGO Certified Professional Nathan Sawaya's thumb. – Alexander O'Mara Dec 22 '18 at 18:19
  • "Thumbs up" for you answer! My plan was to have a brainstorming of this type of LEGO jokes. That is backfiring a bit, I don't really know why. – Aziraphale Dec 22 '18 at 19:57

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