Inspired by this webpage on raytracing I was trying to find out whether something similar exists for LEGOing (playing with LEGO). However, I couldn't find any references to jokes like "You know you have been LEGOing too long when you are getting excited about the difference between bright light orange and yellow".

Are you aware of any jokes about playing with LEGO, possibly by people who think that LEGO is for kids only?

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    ...you have "Lepin" written in the center of your dart board. – Aziraphale Dec 22 '18 at 23:04
  • ...you smile when you hear the name Travis – Aziraphale Dec 22 '18 at 23:09
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    ...you know the conversion factor from km/h to studs per second. – Aziraphale Dec 23 '18 at 20:04
  • ...you are worried about LEGOing too long. – Aziraphale Jan 7 at 13:09
  • ...you build a LEGO model of your house with a LEGO model of your house inside a LEGO model of your house ... aarrghhh – Aziraphale Feb 21 at 19:45

You know you have been LEGOing too long when

you have permanent stud prints on your fingers

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(That's technically a tattoo pictured, but you get the idea)

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    Is that a real tattoo? – Aziraphale Dec 22 '18 at 14:38
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    @Aziraphale Yep, that's LEGO Certified Professional Nathan Sawaya's thumb. – Alexander O'Mara Dec 22 '18 at 18:19
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    "Thumbs up" for you answer! My plan was to have a brainstorming of this type of LEGO jokes. That is backfiring a bit, I don't really know why. – Aziraphale Dec 22 '18 at 19:57

I know i have when my kids get tired of waiting for me in the Lego store & leave me to go to Starbucks

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    haha, liked that one. hope they get decaf – fabian Feb 18 at 12:14

When you've been waiting almost 40 years for your favorite colors to become real. The Lego Movie 2 colors (teal and aqua!!!) and the teal brick separator are like a dream come true.

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    Nice one! Welcome to Bricks.SE – Aziraphale Feb 19 at 13:57

...when you´re a dedicated AFOL and cannot laugh about Lego jokes

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    This has a deep truth, indeed. – Aziraphale Feb 19 at 19:19

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