On Brothers Brick, there is an AFOL term for bad LEGO combos: Illegal. These combinations are "unconventional" and put stress on the bricks. Essentially, they are nonconformist, risky maneuvers, typically compromising the integrity of any parts in it.
For example -- from the site -- wedging a flat plate between studs on a brick. I have used this term before, and can testify to dangerous combinations. So I'm posing this as another challenge for the community, like my hard to separate combos.
What are some Illegal combinations * you* have found? Largest number of unique combos wins! (please don't try to kill anything for this.)